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A Very Hillbilly Chrismus
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Salley Sue Wishes You A Merry Chrismus From The Hillz


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A Very Hillbilly Chrismus
By Salley Sue

Well it’s Chrismus time agin
dang if it aint
and the ole shack could sure
use a coat of paynt

The nest is empty now
my ole man is laze as can be
Shack aint gonna paynt itself
so I rekon the job falls to me

Mybe I’ll paynt all the winders
red for the season
and paynt the ole siding green
for no partilar reason

All the ants, uncles and cuzins
will be comin ova to drink and eat
I want the ole shack to look
festuve and compleat

Las yeer Uncle Cletus brung his jug
and slept in the yard Chrismus day
He like to froze in the snow
but its jest the hillbilly way

He wuz doin his best
to make the season jolly and bright
He wuz still layin out thar
on new yeers night

Ant Flow took the iron fryin pan
and hit Cletus in tha head
He never knew what hit him
and we all thought he wuz ded

Last Chrismus Eve the ole man
was snoring like a train
When Santa come down tha stovepipe
things me and tha elf done wuz a shame

Dun hung the stockins by the woodstove
in hopes St Nick will soon appeer
Got a little somethin somethin for him
along with some frutcake and a beer

So have a very merry Chrismus
filled with happynes and light
and if you tell on me and Santa
I’ll say you ben drinkin too much Miller Lite



12/10/2010 La Belle Rouge



    

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 Reviews of "A Very Hillbilly Chrismus"
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on December 15, 2010
I shore am glad it snowd her, 'cause it covers up all the cars in the yard till sprang...

Luvz you,


Mountn Man Walt

Reviewed by Chessly Nesci
Reviewed on December 13, 2010
I am from Texas so this poem hits home! You perfectly penned this one Belle! Love it!

Reviewed by Rafika Anderson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 12, 2010
I luvved evry werd

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on December 12, 2010
A pleasure to read:)
Sheila

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on December 11, 2010
The Belle has done it again. A hoot and a half Belle. Miller Lite! Phew! That's Hillbilly vermouth isn't it? A vury murry Chrismus ta ya two Belle. I bid you love and peace my dear friend. Jon Michael

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on December 11, 2010
now miss belle i got tears in my eyes just remembering those days in my old and rusty single wide...

cheers
dan

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on December 11, 2010
Dang, Sally Sue, you done gone and made me homesick.
Thanks, and please give Belle my love for a big sweet
happy Christmas! -gene.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 11, 2010
Such a wonderful tale of a vanishing lifestyle.... well, maybe not the Miller Lite. What a hoot! Annie...er... Belle.

Ron

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 11, 2010
Very, very nice, Belle. Merry Christmas and God bless.

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on December 10, 2010
Great to see ya, Salley Sue, missed ya...and Uncle Cletus and Ant Flow
still goin' strong...that would be a Chrismus I'd luv...
Thank You, Belle, for your brightness this morning.

John

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on December 10, 2010
Elegant wit and sure made me want a beer. I play the spoons sometimes ~
Christine

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on December 10, 2010
Well done young lady. Wish I'd have collaborated with you when I wrote my "BEER" poem a couple months ago. We might not be on the same page, but I think we were in the same book. Thanks Dick

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on December 10, 2010
Those fellas sure love that moonshine. This piece was so well done. I enjoyed it with a laugh.

GOD BLESS YOU with LOVE
TONY

Reviewed on December 10, 2010
very very funny. ~ Morgan


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