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I've Been So Naughty Santa
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I've Been So Naughty Santa
By La Belle Rouge

I’ve been so naughty, Santa
but you already know
cause I’m sure you remember
what we did last Christmas Eve
under the mistletoe

I’ve been so dirty, Daddy
I deserve a good spanking
I wore this red bow on my bottom
it comes off if you give it
a forceful yanking

I’ve been so bad, Saint Nicholas
to call myself Saint Belle
I know I just never could
but to claim the illustrious title
I really don’t think YOU should

Cause you’re as naughty as me
in white fur underwear
I think you need a spanking too
I’ll be waiting under the mistletoe
to give it to you there!



12/13/2011 La Belle Rouge

Music "Santa Baby"


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 Reviews of "I've Been So Naughty Santa"
Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on December 14, 2013
I saw the title but not your name and somehow, I knew it could only be you. I would not want to be Santa as I do not wish to receive spankings nor give them...and you certainly are naughty but nice.

Reviewed by Dark Knight
Reviewed on February 2, 2012
ooh la la

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on December 21, 2011
A TOUCH OF CHRISTMAS HUMOR...AS ONLY YOU CAN DO IT. DONE WELL AND THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on December 18, 2011
Checking The list...who has
naughty or nice....well, there
is our own naughty La Belle!!!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Zebrial Gossage
Reviewed on December 16, 2011
This is good. check some of my stuff out.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 16, 2011
naughty, naughty, nice ...

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on December 15, 2011
Oh, how fun is this! Festive and sophisticated!

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on December 15, 2011
Nice bow. I'm sure Santa will be opening that present straight away. Patrick

Reviewed on December 15, 2011
So cute, you naughty little girl!

Mary

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 15, 2011
Not only a naughty Santa poem, but one with you directly in it. What a naughty little author you are! That should put you on Santa's list somewhere. Enjoyed.

Ron

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on December 14, 2011
Belle, Enjoyed it immensely!

Always,
Deborah

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on December 14, 2011
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on December 13, 2011
Saint Belle it is then, bad or good, but bad sounds so much more interesting. Were I Santa, I'd most certainly put your house last on my list,,,,, so I could take my time and try to wear out that mistletoe before that long journey home. Good one Belle. Thanks Dick

Reviewed on December 13, 2011
You naughty little girl, Belle! SHAME ON YOU!! LOL So funny; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Joy Hale
Reviewed on December 13, 2011
Oh, so naughty...but nice!

Joy L. Hale

Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks
Reviewed on December 13, 2011
Bad Santa. :)

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on December 13, 2011
We all need a good flogging now an then.
Merry Christmas....

~W~

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on December 13, 2011
Saint Belle this poem is delightful under the mistletoe !
Lady Mary Ann


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