THE OLD GAL IN THE PICTURE REMINDS ME OF ME AND I RECENTLY FOUND OUT THAT THIS CAN EASILY HAPPEN. I JUST FINISHED SPENDING 7 DAYS AT MY DAUGHTER'S HOUSE TAKING CARE OF THE GRAND KIDS WHILE SHE AND HER HUSBAND WENT ON A CRUISE. THEY HAVE LOW TOILETS AND I CARRY MY PHONE IN MY BACK POCKET. THIS WAS NEVER A PROBLEM IN MY APARTMENT BECAUSE THEY'RE HIGHER. THANK GOD THE PHONE FELL OUT OF MY POCKET ON THE FLOOR AND NOT IN THE COMMODE. GOOD WRITE, THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
A very useful word for this very colorful poem. Unfortunately, my politically correct voice dictation system does not allow me to dictate the word here, so I will just have to spell it for you when I say, like the bumper sticker, "**it happens." ;-)
Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
Always,
Deborah
Ron