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Waisted
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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give into it even when i know
i shouldn't.  wind up waisted.
fat has belted itself around my
middle, where no amount of
exercise can undo the years
of chips and starch i've fed it:
unwanted love handles no one
loves, especially me.  just look
at the ads praising the waspish
figure, indentions carved like
parenthesis in reverse:  the fit,
toned, perfect body that's not
mine.  compared to them, i'm
as w i d e as a HUMMER ...
will never, ever measure up.
and so, i get waisted.  again.

(c) 2009, Karla Dorman ) 2/1 (

 


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Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on February 14, 2009
an artful woman of great character and a kind soul -- does svelt measure up to that criteria? --I think not Karla -- you've let your self esteem fall way down lady -- head up and greet the day with that great smile of yours -- much peace and love my dear friend -- JMW

Reviewed by Juliet Waldron
Reviewed on February 6, 2009
Aren't we all? ;) I liked this word play, and certainly recognize the topic, having the same problem--starch, sugar, fat--my favorite food groups.

Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on February 4, 2009
Your poem made me smile... My waist looks like parenthesis turned the right way... hee, hee...
Cryssa

Reviewed by kg cummings
Reviewed on February 2, 2009
This poem did make me smile because of the way I see myself also. We all demand perfection in ourselves, and when it's not there, it's fun to make fun. You are lovely! Hugs, Kathy

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 2, 2009
War Veterans...where they say that a Marines washing-board hard stomach can't bulge into a Coors waist floating-ring?

Georg


Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Karla I dont know where you keep getting this idea you are fat, you are beautiful I am praying for you. Don't see yourself as the world sees you, look at yourself as the Savior sees you
In Christs Love
Michelle~

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
awe--take care of yourself and concentrate on being healthy!

Reviewed by Diana Wiles
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Karla..I'm sure we all love you as you...with your wit and wonderful words...Personality will always win!!
All this thin business has gone way too far..my 6 yr old Grandaughter thinks she's too fat, and she's like a little fairy...

Wish I knew what a HUMMER was...could someone please send me a message to inform me..I don't think we have them in England (?!!)

Love and Hugs, Diana

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Karla,
Don't make comparisons, you are as you are and who you are, a delightful strong soul and spirit, an intelligent woman....miles ahead of the skinny bimbos we see portrayed as 'ideal' ...they're just trotting after you.
John

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Ok... but think about this.... My Joe is slender, hard bodied, etc...for a 68 yr old...and....his favorite "gift" from the kids and anyone who will provide one...are...HERSHEY'S choc bars, the thick big ones! or Mr. Goodbar's, thick and rich with nuts!!!! He got 6 of them for his birthday...SIX and he ate everyone within one week!!!! I am not a choc person...so I eat a pinch and watch me blow up like a balloon... just isn't fair!!!!! Waist??? Where is it??? Who knows??? I lost mine way back when...and so...I don't plan to look for it anymore...no one looks anyway...and I refuse to check.... so I totally understand your writing....really cute...sad...and too darn true for most of us!!!! hugs, lindalaw

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Well Karla I have them too but I have come to live with and like me just the way I am, if others can't accept me the way I am...too bad so sad.
hugs
fee

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Personally, I rather be waited then wasted away. Cute write Karla. Now be quiet and pass me that Hershey's Special Dark Chocolate bar. No, no; not the miniature one; the super sized one my friend; the whole one pound of it. I promise I'll only eat a half pound this afternoon and save the other half for my midnight snack. What dahya mean "Tonight?" Of course tonight; don't want it getting stale ya know.

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
A most enjoyable look at "waisted" Karla, soon or later we all get waisted...good write!
peace and love, Carole~

Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Karla~!

Wonderfully expressive penning - superb my dear friend!!


LOve and Hugs,

Lance

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
seems so unfair doesn't it? just remembr those slim waisted are usually healthy fast paced people whose job and lifestyles call for diets. Just be yourself and enjoy it Karla,as Christine says, we love ya, just the way you are!

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Karla, You are a gem,,,every inch of you,,,and we love you!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
I think we all been gettin waisted for many years, now. I think I'll quit eatin, and start drinkin again!

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
parenthesis in reverse. Gotta love it. No matter, we all get old if we are lucky and we all spread in the middle. Can't be helped. Better than being anorexic and living with that guilt. I was once so I know what I am talking about. A hug to you girl. J'nia

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Geez, you ain't fat, I on the otherhand am...maybe not as wide as a Hummer, but certainly chubby, ain't it a bummer...Ed

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
I ditto Miller's comment. - Just be yourself. You have a beautiful personality which no one can take that away from you.

For weight control and health I'm taking "Colostrum", it keeps me healthy and strong and my waistllne has never been smaller.

I have lost 12 lbs. already over the last three months.

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Miller Caldwell
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Be yourself...totally indestructable.
Productive and friendly.

That's why we love you Karla.

Miller

Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Karla,

To me, you're beautiful! (I'm no Twiggy either, TRUST me. LOL) So you're wide as a Hummer. So what?? I love Hummers; they're big, bold, and sassy! So are you! Don't ever change, just to please those who can't accept you as you are! Run 'em over! LOL Very well penned; you're a winner in my eyes!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Porky. (Karen Lynn). :D LOL

Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Your body as I saw it in your Bio pic is a perfect build, karla. It is in the right hieght to weight proportion but still do some more exercises to sustain this wonderful fitness. Your brother abdi-noor

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
I love the way you turned "waisted" into a subliminal double-meaning. Expertly done Sweetie.

Interesting about those glamour models which any psysician would diagnose as anorexic and very unhealthy. Not long ago, I saw one on the front page of a woman's magazine. I saw it many times and, every time I saw it again, I had the same "she is very very ill" gut-sick feeling about her. She seems to have now disappeared from the covers and I fear the worst for her.

We have been market-conned into thinking that those unhealthy models are "beautiful" and different generations have sometimes vastly different ideas about that. Please do not compare yourself unfavorably to someone who is deliberatly starved and drugged to create a false image.

We love you :-)

Ted

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
You are perfect the way you are Karla, who cares about some inches around the tummy, its your loving heart that we see...love and hugs, Bonnie


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