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pms (strong language)
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really hate that time of the month
right before THAT time of the month
don't take nothin' to set me off
my mood enters a big ol' trough

worse than an amusement park ride
when *it* hits, i just wanna hide
stress levels enter the unknown
go away...and leave me alone

one minute i'm happy and fine
then *bam* it don't take any time
i'm madder than a rattlesnake
ready to throw ready to break

head hurts so bad--get a migraine
body aches just adds to the pain
mood swings? there's nothin' wrong with me
just LET ME ALONE let me be

know my pressure's gone through the roof
i'm gonna bark i'm gonna woof
growl like a dog hiss like a cat
you don't wanna SEE me like that

am i evil am i possessed
i just can't deal with all this STRESS
hair standin' out all o'er my head
(i'm gon' kill someone 'til they dead)

surprised smoke ain't comin' from my ears
be warned: i'm pissed if you see tears
you just don't wanna face my wrath
best stay out of this bitch's path

'cause i'm not the nice girl you knew
you gon' say, "what got into YOU?"
really hate that time of the month
right before THAT time of the month
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arrggghhhh...rant rant rave rave...can you tell
it's THAT time of the month???

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Reviewed by Sophia Romiti (Reader)
Reviewed on November 16, 2002
we feel your pain dear. good write!!!!

Reviewed on November 11, 2002
pms SUCKS. but SERIOUSLY, karla, i wish men would go through what we do each and every month; maybe then they'd show a little more understanding or compassion towards us women! good ranting; rant on, baby! love, your twin, karen lynn. *~*~*~HAPPY VETERAN'S DAY, VETERAN!!~*~*~* ((((((((HUGS)))))))) :)

Reviewed on November 10, 2002
Heeeheee!!!!! Nice write!!!!! I can relate to this soooo well!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o) / May Lu $*_*$

Reviewed by Sally Montoye (Reader)
Reviewed on November 10, 2002
Good write!!!! I remember well.

Reviewed by Tim Horton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 10, 2002
Yeh, it's too bad us guys don't go through the same sort of thing. But I guess us putting up with it is bad enough. lol.
Nice write.
Cheers,
Tim

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on November 10, 2002
thanx for letting us know...i think i'll head to the mountains ;)

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on November 10, 2002
I read cafefully what you said then I hid under my bed. Bill

Reviewed by a- maryllis
Reviewed on November 9, 2002
Don't we all... Hey Amor, you could still give us the magic wand...lol... Nice write Karla... the "joys" of being a woman huh??

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on November 9, 2002
Yes, it's the pits! But I'm still glad to be a woman.

Reviewed by Dee C.
Reviewed on November 9, 2002
I remember those times well...glad they are over. You expressed this very well! ~ Dee

Reviewed on November 9, 2002
That was great...loved every word...lol

Reindeer

Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on November 9, 2002
It would be so nice if those periods of time would be more tranquil and the opposite of what most women undergo. Without stress, without pain and without discomfort. Now, if this were my world...I would wave a magic wand and make it so.
Amor

Reviewed by Kacie Rahm
Reviewed on November 9, 2002
aw, that time stinks


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