You think you are my owner But I just let you think that It is I who own you
You think you were the one who chose me But I just let you think that It is I who chose you
You think you are my master But I just let you think that It is I who is lord of this domain
You think you are the intelligent one But I just let you think that It is I who knows what's really going on
You think I don't understand you But I just let you think that It is I who understands far more than you think
You think I do some really weird things But I just let you think that It is you who is weird...after all, you're human and I am perfect
You think I am not listening to you But I just let you think that It is I, after all, who has heard it all before (why must you repeat? "Sit...Sit...SIT!!!")
You think I am disgusting, smelling my friends' rears But I just let you think that It is I who think humans kissing is absolute disGUSTing (puppy kisses are much nicer)
You think you have the monopoly on love But I just let you think that It is I who knows a doggy's love is unconditional
You think I am adorable I'll let you continue to think that It is I who really IS adorable
(C) Karla Dorman, 2003.
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Reviews of "Would the Real Master Please Stand Up? (For Rufuz) *wOOf*"
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on December 9, 2003
Well done Karla, enjoyed!
Reviewed by Bobbie Hess (Reader)
Reviewed on December 9, 2003
Very well said . . . We really don't give our pets enough credit. b
Hey Auntie Karla, Dad says I can write to you personally, as he is still enjoying this little gem for the second and third times. I liked it too, but you can't be tellin' dad all my secrets...he will get a big head and think he knows it all now, LOL!
Thanks for putting my name in lights, so to bark... I have more of a following than dad does, but don't tell him that, he won't let me us the pooter anymore, LOL! Love, Rufuz (oh, yeah, and ed)
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
Reviewed on December 8, 2003
**chuckle** Ain't it the truth?! Great write!
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on December 8, 2003
Wonderful I love your verse direct laughter of tribute to at E.D.!!!!excellent Karla!
Oh, this is too cute, Karla; thanks for sharing such a whimsical write! Truly enjoyed (and I am sure Rufuz will get a big kick out of this, as will Ed, his daddy)! This is going in my library so I can enjoy it again and again!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D
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Thanks for putting my name in lights, so to bark... I have more of a following than dad does, but don't tell him that, he won't let me us the pooter anymore, LOL! Love, Rufuz (oh, yeah, and ed)
over it! He will just be so happy! (That is what
I meant by "Cockeye") Thanks for my reviews!
Oh, this is too cute, Karla; thanks for sharing such a whimsical write! Truly enjoyed (and I am sure Rufuz will get a big kick out of this, as will Ed, his daddy)! This is going in my library so I can enjoy it again and again!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D