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The sequel
Now wee Henry is the factory cleaner
The toilets he keeps them gleaming
But the poetry on the cubicle walls
It sometimes sends him screaming
Who are you? He yelled so very loud
Someday I'll catch you on
But all remained was a swinging door
THE SHITHOUSE POET, he had gone
Like a super hero I'd hide my identity
No one would ever know it
But beneath my shabby overalls
Was the logo THE SHITHOUSE POET
Now Henry scrubbed those toilets clean
But his work was all in vain
As he quickly fell down on his knees
THE SHITHOUSE POET had struck again
Who is he? He turned to me and said
I'll kill that bastard one day
So I nodded to him in agreement
And quickly walked away
But I couldn't stop my lamentations
And the poems, well they went on
And wee Henry, he was wheeled away
His mind had simply gone
Well he's lodging in the nut house now
Straight jacket on his back
So don't mess with THE SHITHOUSE POET
Cause' your mind is bound to crack
Now if you ever need a dump
And you use a public loo
Just read the poetry on the walls
It was written by YOU KNOW WHO
Gerald J Tate
Reviews of "THE SHITHOUSE POET II"
New Poetry by Gerald J Tate
The Wholly Book of Genesis
by Jay Dubya
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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