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THE SHITHOUSE POET II
by Gerald J Tate → (All Poetry by Gerald J Tate)
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The sequel

Now wee Henry is the factory cleaner
The toilets he keeps them gleaming
But the poetry on the cubicle walls
It sometimes sends him screaming

Who are you? He yelled so very loud
Someday I'll catch you on
But all remained was a swinging door
THE SHITHOUSE POET, he had gone

Like a super hero I'd hide my identity
No one would ever know it
But beneath my shabby overalls
Was the logo THE SHITHOUSE POET

Now Henry scrubbed those toilets clean
But his work was all in vain
As he quickly fell down on his knees
THE SHITHOUSE POET had struck again

Who is he? He turned to me and said
I'll kill that bastard one day
So I nodded to him in agreement
And quickly walked away

But I couldn't stop my lamentations
And the poems, well they went on
And wee Henry, he was wheeled away
His mind had simply gone

Well he's lodging in the nut house now
Straight jacket on his back
So don't mess with THE SHITHOUSE POET
Cause' your mind is bound to crack

Now if you ever need a dump
And you use a public loo
Just read the poetry on the walls
It was written by YOU KNOW WHO

Gerald J Tate    

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 Reviews of "THE SHITHOUSE POET II"
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on June 22, 2007
If there's anything you can find in a shithouse, it's plenty of crack.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on June 7, 2007
LOL so very clever

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on May 23, 2007
Cute pen..LOL,Hugssss

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 25, 2007
A shit house poet you are,
Words of wisdom in a bathroom bar,
Just don't expound when driving a car,
Or you will meet your end and be living on a star...ed

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 25, 2007
Hey! So your the culprit. Ya gotta love those words of wit.(lol)


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