For the love of food

Would you like a slice of cake my dear?
No, I'm getting much too fat
But I'll have a piece of apple pie
Cause' I love the taste of that

Would you like a glass of lemonade?
No, I'm strictly on a diet
But I'll have a glass of Chardonney
I've always meant to try it

Would you like to go out walking dear?
No, my knees are much too sore
But I'd like to go out in the car
Maybe drive down to the shore

Would you like an extra helping dear?
No, you know I must cut down
But I'll have some extra gravy please
Oh it looks so golden brown

I will simply have to eat less food
Cause' this weight will cause me sorrow
But I'm feeling very hungry now
Perhaps I'll diet tomorrow?