The cowboy re-entered the packed saloon
Said, "who painted my horse's balls yellow?"
"I did," a voice from the corner boomed
And there stood a giant of a fellow
This giant he gripped him by the throat
And lifted him oh so high
"Have you got a problem?" the giant scowled
"No! I just came to say the first coats dry
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.
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