When are men gonna learn that foreplay starts at breakfast and woo they women right!

Hey Romantically Challenged Male! Yes you!, pickin your nose!
It is not all right to cut reeky cheese and yell," Thar she blows!"
A TV Remote Hog is so uncool,
Also havin yore hand down yore pants fingerin yore tool!
Burpin while demandin another beer,
Is just annoyin, does nothing to endear.
Use a tissue when you sneeze,
Don't run snot up yore sleeve, Please!
Boogers on the bathroom wall, is not a form of art,
Droolin over Playboy centerfolds, doesn't make you look smart!
Don't work yore unibrow up and down,
It is not Sexy, it makes me frown!
Don't leave the toilet seat up, so my butt can take a moonlight swim,
Don't let yore nose look like Wild Kingdom, give them nose hairs a trim!
Don't criticize my cookin, I don't make yore Mama's slop,
Don't bitch, whine or roll yore eyes, unless you want me to give yore head a whop!
You best treat me like a Royal Queen,
Or these goodies under my clothes will remain unseen!
For me to ride yore pony, trot and play,
You best give manners a glowin display!
To gain access to my fine hooters,
There shall be no silent, deadly tooters.
If Ya wanna touch and feel,
Look and smell good, show me so sex appeal!
I want enthusiastic yodelin in the canyon,
If you want some Hover Action, Dear Companion.
Draw me a bubble bath and brush my hair,
Make me feel special, show that you care!
I'm not yore Mama or yore maid!
There are rules to be followed, if Ya wanna get laid!