OOOOOOO Baby, I need some lovin!

I be hotter then Texas Asphalt and Horny as Hell,
I am so in need of stud service, do tell!
I be so sexually deprived, that I can't make a fist,
You best pony up boy, I must insist!
This here filly needs to be rode hard and put up wet,
Give me a night I won't soon forget.
Grab yore stay hard ring and pop some blue pills,
I wants to keep on keepin on, till I gets my fill!
Best take yore vitamins and grabs Ya a snack,
Cause it will be awhile before you leave the sack!
Prepare to talk dirty and be wickedly naughty,
Cause we're gonna be rude, crude and bawdy.
I heard tell that the squeaky wheel gets grease,
Well, I be squeakin and needs some release.
Now come here boy, and shut yore mouth,
Give me a kiss and then head down south!