Hey Tall and Sexy, This Kitty be awantin to climb yore tree!

Hey Ya tall drank of water, I wants ta climb Ya likes a tree,
You be mighty purdy, to this here Whompus Kitty.
Hey Baby, would Ya likes to stroke my fur?
Ifen Ya does it right, you'll make me purr!
Ya gots some wooly bush upon yore face,
Bet it would sho feels good upon a certain place.
See, this here Whompus Kitty, be a prancin by shakin her tail,
Is she gettin any reaction, is yore passion about to sail?
AWW don't jest stand thar like a tree full of owls,
Can't Ya see that this here Kitty be on the prowl?
I have rubbed my body all over yores, you aint made nary a move,
But I felt that somethangs come up and would like to groove.
Hell's Bells, Ya is a playin hard to gets,
Well Baby, I be gettin tired and is about to quits!
Well, alrighty then, Ya just hang tough,
But ya is gonna miss a good time, shonuff.
What's that Baby, Ya was jest a pickin with me?
Well, Okie Dokie, this little Kitty is bout to climb yore tree!