Since I was a little girl I have had a thang for Zorro!

While flipping through a magizine, I saw an ad,
HMMMM a paid escort, that didn't sound too bad.
OOOo he was quite expensive, but it was my gift to me,
I likes myself and deserves the best, you see.
Well, what do I fancy from tall, dark and dreamy?
I have a Zorro fetish, Zorro really gets me steamy!
So I called his number and told him my intent,
Hot Damn! The dude had a Spanish accent!
I told him to rent a costume, he would be Zorro The Theif Of Hearts,
He assured me that all would go as planned, he was a master at his art!
He said he would make all the arrangements, where and when,
Now The Whompus Kitty prepared for a night of sin!
So I went to the bank and got money outta my 401 K,
Cause it takes money if Ya wanna play!
I went to my closet and chose nude,
It goes with everything, for horny was my mood.
I got a call that a Lemo was coming for me,
As I put on my mink coat, Whompus Kitty was purring happily.
I walked carefully, making sure my coat stayed closed,
I sure didn't want to show my business, Heaven knows!
The Lemo Driver offered me a drink,
Cherokees can't handle booze, but it put me in the pink!
By the time we arrived ar the hotel, I was wearin a silly grin,
I was just floating when the driver ushered me in.
OOOO Boy! I was gettin hot in that coat,
My high heels bearly rouched the floor, I did float!
The driver held me up and showed me to the door,
I was feelin no pain, just watchin the movin floor!
I knocked on the door and a male voice invited me in,
Well Doggies! That Spanish Accent made me grin!
I opened the door, there stood Zorro to delight my eyes,
He was a tall giant, dwarfting my size.
I am bearly 5 ft 2, on a good day, on a bad smaller still,
All this joy just for me, Holey Moley, what a thrill!
I kicked off my shoes, diving at him, giving him a hug,
While huggin the fire outta him, I knocked him to the rug!
My coat just disappeared, I quickly lost the mink,
He looked shocked at my attire and I gave him a wink.
He whispered," My Darling, if you wish me to perform, you must let go of me!"
I said," Let's play Darlin!, I am a Whompus Kitty and you are my tree!"
I bite the buttons off his shirt and molested his chest,
Could Zorro make Kitty purr, could he past the test?
Well, I turned him every which way but loose!
When I exposed his hidden treasure, he was hung like a moose!
I bein a Southern Belle and all,won't disclose what went on, but it got kinky!
But me bein a Lady of class, I always held up my pinky!
Well, I am now broke, but Zorro was so worth the money,
As soon as I save up more dough, I'll be back for seconds, Honey!