AWWW Cruz, Let that passion loose, be the HOT ROD that you really are

Hey Sexy Daddy, you were meant to be a red, hot corvette,
Why do you disguise yoreself as a clunker, yore potential aint been met.
I wanna rev yore motor and hear yore engine whine,
Once we get Ya into first gear, we'll have a good time.
I'll put yore pedal to the metal, then hit Cruz control,
Then we'll monkey around and go fur the gold.
Why do Ya chug along when Ya was built fur speed?
Ya stay in the slow lane, when Ya should be in the lead.
With my hand on yore gearshift, I'll make yore plug spark,
Then we'll zoom along and you will make yore mark.
Zoom! Zoom! Zoom! Aint it fun goin fast,
Now Baby, you have met yore potential at last!



Music: Little Red Corvette