My Cutie Pie Walt asked me to take a ride on his bicycle and this here was our adventure

Ya gots me sittin on yore handlebars and Ya be a pedalin to beat the band,
You have captured one of my hooters, in yore big ole hand.
You are bein so naughty, Ya keeps given my nibben a tweak,
With yore constant foolin round, yore makin me plum weak.
I whisper," Have Mercy, Walt, let's park this bike and rest a spell!"
You wasted no time in stoppin, I noticed that yore speedo had started to bloom and swell.
You pushed me down upon the green grass,
Afore I could catch my breath, Ya had two handfulls of my ass.
Yore teeth pulled down my tube top, releasin the twins,
Then yore warm lips sucked my nibbens in!
You are such a greedy Baby,
You adore hooters, thar aint no maybe.
Ya was a goin fur the gold, when a cop whacked yore tail,
He said," Unhand that woman or spend the night in jail!"
" This aint the place, fur engagin in the wild thang, so git on that bike and go!"
" Ya best git it in high and don't let me see Ya round here no Mo!"