Revenge Of The Aristocat & The Alley Cat

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Tale Of The Roguish Knave
By La Belle Rouge & Southern Comfort

Gather round all ye and listen, listen well
to a tale of dark intrigue and pain
of a knave who did foolishly venture
where dragons and men are slain
With satire’s tongue and biting wit
he thought to spar with sisters of seduction
Ah, but void of understanding was he
that revenge would rival volcano’s eruption!

And so they quickly took him captive
and with iron shackled his hands and feet
And ‘ner had the roguish, pestilent knave
endured torture quite as sweet

For vixen clown with bodacious bosom bared
did force his mouth’s constant attention
and made it perform on nibbins
acts too licentious to even mention
In leather, the other, while chanting poetry
cracked cat o nine tails to tame his sass
and oft with undisguised, great felicity
did metaphorically flog his fine ass

“Oh Please,” he cried, “Cease and desist
for I am but a man of flesh and weak”
But the clown pushed a nibben between his lips
and forbade the knave again to speak




In muffled speech the knave did protest,
Then I Lollipop, sais,
" Boy aint Ya gots no manners,
Ya aint post to talk
with yore mourh full, give it a rest!"

" It be on yore head, this tight spot you be in!"
Then I fondled his nice round Badoobies
and gave him a wicked grin!

When a man chooses to walk on the wild side,
Hisen erect member will be hisen guide.
The captive Knave began to savor hisen nibben treat,
Chocolate coated nibbens can be mighty sweet !
In hisen chocolate nibben he started to delight,
Then I jest pulled it away fur spite!

The knave began to cry like a denied, sucklin babe,
Cause once a man gets a holt of a nibben, it be what he craves!
I said, " Hush up boy! Sissy's bout to whoop yore ass!"
" But she'll do it with one pinky up,
cause the woman has class!"

LaBelle's whoop ass turned the rogue knave on,
His moans of delight was a constant drone.
His delighted Manflower began to bloom,
His massive erection jest begged to be intombed.

He begged," Mama, Mama I be quite sore!"
" Please don't whoop my ass no mo!"
LaBelle said," When Ya mess with Double Trouble,
Ya brought on yore doom!"
" Ya is gettin a nice rosy hue on yore moon!"

Double Trouble stripped nude and danced by the fire,
All the time chantin an incantation,
to max out his desire.
They cast a spell that when anyone said his name,
His manflower would bloom and become inflamed.
Double trouble finally turned him aloose,
makin he promise to behave,
Or they would steal him away again
and make him their Love Slave!

Now when folks say," Howdy Knave!"
hisen manflower starts to bloom,
He lives in constant fear, knowin the curse srill looms.