Hey Pal, Don't do the crime, ifen you don't want a hard time!

I am proud to be a Cop, my badge number is 38 Double D,
So all you Bad Boys are gonna answer to me!
I was proceedin through a green light at the bottom of the hill,
When a car blew passed me like I was sittin still!
I began hot pursuit, with sirens and lights,
It was my third traffic stop that night!
I stepped up to the driver's side and the window rolled down,
I said," License and registration, and you are goin too damn fast for this part of town!"
The driver was a sexy male, that was quite clear,
Before I could control myself, I PURRED in his ear!
I ordered," Sir, please step out of the car, with yore hands up!"
Hot Damn! He had the body I would like to corrupt!
I pushed him against the car and made him spread his legs,
As I checked out his ass, I felt my lust engage!
With slow probin hands I gave his body a frisk,
My naughty hands showed no mercy and Poor Baby, couldn't resist!
I said," I see from yore license yore name is Stan",
" You have the right to remain silent, do you understand?"
I did a cavity search and heard him chuckle,
That pissed me off, so I body slammed him and felt his knees buckle!
I checked his breath, makin him blow my whistle and he passed the test,
I hissed," Don't eyeball me boy, I see you checkin out my breasts!"
" Yore in a heap of trouble, Boy, hope you can make bail!"
" I thank Ya needs cuffin and then be carted off to jail!"
He said," Officer, can't you just give me a warnin and send me on my way?"
I said," Nope! My name is Dirty Harriet and I am bout to make yore day!"

Music: Bad Boys