Eric was out of town again, so I decided to go out as Dan. I had major Boogie Fever! PART 2

Eric ws out of town again and I was on my own,
I got bored just watchin TV, I didn't want to stay home.
I had Boogie Fever, so Dan emerged for the night,
There was a new club, I heard it was outta sight.
I donned my man duds, and slicked back my hair,
I put on my fake mustache, then placing my dildo with care.
I arrived at the club, it was swinging, the band was really hot,
So out on the dancefloor I did trot.
My body got the beat, I started to bust moves,
I was really moving, I had found my groove.
When the music ended, I headed for the bar,
Then I was stooped bu a tall, blonde Babe, I didn't get too far.
She said," Howdy Handsome, Wanna spend some time with a Southern Belle?"
I said, Sho Nuff, what the Hell!"
She was a six footer and I am five feet one,
I knew this union was a disaster when the dance had begun.
She was a big, strappin Lass, with titties to spare,
She was drop dead gorgeous, had big blue eyes and long blonde hair.
Of course it had to be a slow dance, she snuggled up tight,
I became immersed in boobs, my face was out of sight.
Good Grief! Would this dance ever end?
I was runnin out of air, as my face and her tits did blend.
The dance ended and she demanded to buy me a drink,
She blew me an air kiss and gave me a wink.
We found a table and chatted for awhile,
She was a really cute, she often made me smile.
She said her name was Dora, she was a victim of skanky men,
Poor thing, had been screwed over, again and again.
She whispered," You listen, you are not like other men, Dan",
Man, she wasn't kiddin!, I sympathetically patted her hand.
She sighed, then gave my crotch a squeeze!
Her eyes lit up, she liked what she found, it did please!
I jumped up and said," Dora this aint happenin, no way!"
" We can just be friends, cause I'm gay!"

MUSIC: BOOGIE FEVER