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Thangs I Ponder
by Southern Comfort → (All Poetry by Southern Comfort)
   Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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What are boogers good for?
Why are they dug for like gold from afar?
Why do people have ear wax?
I am almost through pondering, so relax!
When bumpin uglies, why is tootin a sin?
Why do folks get so riled, it is done by both women and men.
Why do folks freak when a tater chip is doubled dipped?
Why is walkin round blabberin on a cell phone considered hip?
How does lint get in yore belly button?
Why don't I have anythang to say to E.F. Hutton?
Why kant I eat lots of chocolate everyday?
Why aint life like Burger King, so I
can always have it my way!


For those who read and comment, THANKEY KINDLY 

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 Reviews of "Thangs I Ponder"
Reviewed on December 19, 2008
HP~!

Pondered to hilarity . . . histerical!!


Nollaig Shona Dhuit,

YD

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on July 3, 2008
All great thangs to ponder but I don't have the answers Lol. Gosh I am glad you are back SC.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on July 3, 2008
LMAO....You have been so missed...

~W~

Reviewed on July 2, 2008
Deep thinker, aint you Sissy??? LOL


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