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Separation anxiety, men experince it bout everyday,
How to separate a woman from her panties to get a lay.
The male will cut all sorts of rusties to get the feat achieved,
When all fails, they get annoyed when them drawers still cleave.
When the male's hornymoans starts to soar,
They can become whiney little kids, or overbearing bores!
During the separation anxiety attack, they think only with their little head,
They will say and do anythang to get the woman in bed.
But the women is crafty, she knows the power is between her thighs,
She possesses the fur-lined rabbit hole, the true prize.
She's gots all the bargainin chips, so it becomes, Let's Make A Deal,
She and she alone will say what he can touch and feel.
A separation anxiety attack, can make the strongest man fall.
So if you make a bet, bet on the woman, cause she always gets the final call.

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