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The Voodoo Doll 2
by Southern Comfort → (All Poetry by Southern Comfort)
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This is the final part of The Voodoo Doll

Remmy and I worked for the same company,
He was always in my sight, close as he could be.
Our boss, Mr. Benson, dropped his pen and bent over,
I used the doll to make Remmy attack like a horny dog named Rover.
Mr. Benson jumped away and said," What the Hell?"
Remmy looked down heplessly as his crotch did swell.
Mr. Benson said," Remmy explain yourself", but Remmy remained silent as a tomb,
He looked like a deer in headlights and quickly fled to the men's room.
While greeting a new woman client, as he skook her hand,
I stroked the doll and there was a visible swelling of Remmy's little man.
Remmy helplessly looked at his bulging fly,
The Lady slapped his face, huffed off and I heard Remmy sigh.
At lunchtime Remmy met Trudy,
I made him, pull her dress up, pull her panties down and play Baba-lou on her booty.
Trudy gasped and then soundly slapped Remmy's shocked face,
Pulled up her panties and sprinted from the place.
The office workers burst into gales of laughter,
An embarassed Remmy tried to smooth over the disaster.
That night we all had to attend a corporate dinner,
I clutched the Voodoo Doll, feelin like a winner.
Remmy, Trudy and I were all seated at the same table,
I was so going to misbehave, because I was able!
Trudy was smugly sitting there with a big ole hairdo,
This fashion statment, she was about to rue.
She demanded Remmy to get her a drink, ordering him about with flair,
The doll, made Remmy's coat button get tangled in Trudy's hair.
Remmy didn't notice and prepared to leave,
With Trudy's fake curls adorning his sleeve.
Remmy became alarmed when he spotted the hairy thing,
He gasped in surprise and gave it a fling.
The hair landed on Mr. Benson's cornish hen,
He screamed and began hitting it with his shoe, I just had to grin.
Trudy yelled," My hair!", then Remmy asked her to explain this mess,
Trudy was at a loss for words and her patience was at a test.
She rose and Remmy tried to console Trudy,
I took control and Remmy promptly kicked her booty.
That was the last straw, Trudy slapped Remmy's face,
She rushed out into the night, vanishing without a trace.
Remmy sat down in a stunned trance,
I sweetly said," Forget that bitch, I forgive you Darlin, let's dance!"

MUSIC: I Put A Spell On You






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 Reviews of "The Voodoo Doll 2"
Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
hehehehe! That's too much! Great write with alot of laughs, S.C. Enjoyed!

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
SC, charmingly wicked and with your unique flair, and that last line rounds off the saga beautifully.
John

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Now when things around me begin to go wrong, I will look around for that Voodoo doll. Thank you for sharing SC as usual another perfect write.

Newfie Hugs Rose

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Oh boy, gotta watch those voo-doo dolls and in whose possession they are. So she got her man, but will they live happily ever after????

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed on September 25, 2008
SC,

That was great! But are Remmy and his lady ever going to get back together, or is he going to "voo doo" him for the rest of his life?
More, more!

Mary

Reviewed by Darryn Murphy
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
funny, i like it

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
What happened next??? What did Remmy do next?????

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
I love it....sooooo funny.

Fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Now there, when you want to dish a story you go all the way, thanks for this one, full of grit!

Georg

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
What a perfect ending to this entrancing story that you wrote with a beautiul flare and class. This was simply grrrrrrrrrreat. Loved it, I'm sorry it ended. Love, Bonnie


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