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She said; Men... He said; Women...
by Gary R Stonecipher → (All Poetry by Gary R Stonecipher)
  
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She said; Men are men,
and all men fool around,
that's just the way they are.

He said; How can you say that!
If all men fool around,
then something is amiss.

She said; How so?!
Men are always skirt chasing,
that's just the way they are.

He said; If that were so,
for every man fooling around,
there has to be a woman getting some.

She said; No Way!
Women are not like men,
they're just not built that way.

He Said; If what you said were true then...

1... All men fool around with other men.
or...
2... All men keep sheep in the closet.
or...
3... All men fool around with women.

She said; but... but... but...
I know all men fool around,
and women are just not built that way.

He said; There's only one other explanation!

When women fool around,
they don't fool around,
they take on every Dick & Harry, Man.

or...

Maybe it's the lie that's different!
Women get more than they claim.
Men don't get as much as they claim.

Is there a moral to the story?

Sure is... It's about Human Nature,
and falls under the category of;
"What will the Neighbors Think!"

As to whether you get some or not...

To keep your window dressing intact,
you must lie about it,
which means your... A Liar!

and...

To say all men fool around,
especially after you have read this,
means your... A Liar!

Which is more important?

1... What others think of you?
or...
2... What you think of yourself?



A Natural Bohemian Philosopher
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Reviewed on October 22, 2002
right on, man!!


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