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A Lost Election
by Peter J. Oszmann → (All Poetry by Peter J. Oszmann)
Rated "PG" by the Author.

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A lamentable tale in verse and a footnote in Haiku.

He lost the election, what shameful defeat! Will he be able to get back on his feet? How can he live with such devastating shame? Life can never ever be the same again. How could he cope now with his pain so acute? �If only his secretary weren�t so cute� He�s forced to leave office with tail �twin his legs And his face covered with the �exploding eggs�. How could it have happened? He did try his best� Now he is forced to take a reclusive rest. He�ll pack his bag and fly off to Niagara� �And next time he will try to take Viagra... Footnote: (in Haiku) He�s a politician. His name is Dick� He took Viagra� And all night he�s been standing Erect by the bed. � P. J. Oszmann (2003) � Illustration created in Publisher and Photoshop. (2003)

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Reviewed by Amira van Kerk (Reader)

Reviewed on September 19, 2004

Geat write.
Wonder who you were talking about hehe...
Purely fiction, right

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on September 17, 2004

great stuff, peter!

*am still praying for you and your wife*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in america, karen lynn in texas. :)

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya

Reviewed on September 17, 2004

Good write indeed....BHUWAN

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)

Reviewed on September 17, 2004

Some one will hang something on it sooner or later.

Reviewed by Nordette Adams

Reviewed on September 16, 2004

Oh, I see, a wise guy, eh? ;-)

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on September 16, 2004

Nice one. I love the footnote!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on September 16, 2004

Oh great, just what the Den needs, another comedian, you are really quite crazy you do know that, right Peter? Enjoyed and thanks for the smiles, Ed & Rufuz

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