Two young men – just a little bit loose in the head -

Keep on arguing, not seeing eye-to-eye:

“I am Jesus, will you get it through your head!”

“I told you it could not be, because it’s I!”

Their argument goes on and on, there’s no rest,

Drives those to deep despair all who overhear,

No one can stop them; none can devise a test,

The end of the argument is nowhere near.

Finally a wise old men hears them argue:

“I tell you two block-heads, you are both so wrong,

I am Jesus Christ; stop this hullabaloo,

And I prove it, if you come with me along!”

He takes the two young men and knocks on a door,

Behind which women give their bodies for gain,

A woman looks out and then opens the door

And cries out: “Oh! Jesus Christ, not you again!”

© P. J. Oszmann (2002)

© Illustration: Ink Drawing (cca.1952) Scanned, reduced and adapted in Photoshop.

Disclaimer: I offer sincere apologies to anyone finding the above ditty offensive or blasphemous. I assure you it was definitely not intended to be.