The woman was shy…

The woman was shy and rather afraid of sex,

Her feeling about the subject somewhat complex,

So she went to her shrink, his opinion to seek,

Once and for all to find out if she was a freak.

- “Doctor, please tell me, do you think sex is dirty?” -

- “Yes, but only if you practice it correctly.” –

© P. J. Oszmann (2002)

“Penis Envy.” (A Prickly Thought)

Sigmund Freud was a very clever man,

But one theory must be badly flawed;

Why would “Penis” be envied by women?

“Penis envy” premise should be outlawed.

After all a man can only have one,

Two would already be cause for satire.

Women’s appetite is gargantuan,

They can have as many as they desire.

© P. J. Oszmann (2003)

© Illustrations created in Photoshop (2006)

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