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I have licence to kill.
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I learned my poetry when I was six, At age sixty-six I gave it a fix. Switching to English from Hungarian, My words became very pedestrian. Once upon a time they used to have glow They now just crawl about; travelling slow. I write my poetry just to kill time, I kill the language, the meter and rhyme. Murdering the language gives me a thrill, I�m a dentist; I have licence to kill! � P. J. Oszmann (2004)

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Reviewed by Claywoman (Reader)

Reviewed on January 6, 2004

You also have a license to amuse us who follow you with joy in our hearts!

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

very cool, humorous write ...

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on January 4, 2004

HAHAHA! Love this write, Peter!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on January 4, 2004

(((peter)))

LOL--enjoyed

but not too fond of dentists :)

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on January 4, 2004

LOL I loved this one. Thanks for the smile. You should see what I do with the english langague ......and it is my language!

Reviewed by Divinity 11 (Reader)

Reviewed on January 4, 2004

AHAHAHHA
verry witty,
i really like it

i prefer to write humorous too
jessica
aka
gypsie

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Reviewed on January 4, 2004

Ha ha...I thought this was great, loved it!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)

Reviewed on January 4, 2004

He he he this is humorous but also serious...I too love the kill! ;O)
Excellant writing Peter!
Happy new Year
~Nikki~

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on January 4, 2004

Love this, Peter! English can do that to a person. And I'm glad I don't have a toothache right now!!

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