Avast, my dears, the Eds all five

Bordello slaves all five will be

With Sir Walt as Slave Master the Captain has state

A sample of wares from each bordello he gets

A reward for loyalty  knowing where he fits

But a flogging now and then he will still  get

Now then for the Eds
 

Lacy Annie will have them tied to the mast
And lacy things I’ll find so fast
And as a torture each shall wear 

As lacy things the scurvy scum fear

So shall I find a few colorful pair

Pink, pale blue, red, black, and lavender

A right fine crew of bordello salt

To cook, and clean no longer will  Sir Walt

And slave no longer will he be

But master of your scurvy crew and thee

One to a bordello would do it no doubt.

But first we must give Ed, the Jersey Devil a scrubbing

Peachy bubble bath so he no longer smells like a noxious something

For as he is now far away would run my beautiful lacy thing.

Noah Pee Wee Ed will have to give up his zoo

For pets for the ladies of the bordello

Affection from faithful ones these ladies need too

Edvard the elder, his ladies must render

To the Lady Marmalade and her crew and all of his plunder

Perhaps the ladies would care to join and enjoy life’s pleasure

And what HO! Ed number four! Your queen will not hold sway

These three Eds are lacy slaves and so will you this day

To bordello four in red lacy things so with you away

And now another Ed has joined the attack

The punishment for trying to sneak round our back

Is now Ed Dante, you get to wear the lacy things in black!

The Lady Marmalade, the finest of ships,

Capt. La Belle the Red and her fine crew of lady pirates

Should they not submit will kick the Eds right in their asses.