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Call it Paranoia
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For some inexplicable reason this next gig has given me the jitters not like it's stage fright or the unpleasant delays that never get you there on time not like the shimmering blue night but the eerie gut-feeling that says you'll never make it there at all a car crash a fluke bad coronaries or the deep slicing of your left index finger like I did just now I'm day dreaming hallucinating, perhaps I'm miscalculating like harmonic debris I'm ok I'm awake still standing here, in the kitchen confused, parched and hmmm....even hungry Now, where did she hide that salami?

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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on April 8, 2006

As a firm supporter of anything in the "humor" category, I zipped over to read this... not a bit disappointed that I did.

You have kept the dark side at bay, yet covered the oh, so human side of that "P" word in your title.

Good stuff! katy xox

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