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Turkey Turkey...
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I can't help it... it's got to be a silly one today...
Have a happy Thanksgiving Day!!


 

Turkey Turkey tis' the day
when your life ends in dismay

You will be on my plate tonight
my taste buds will dance in delight

you're next to tatoes and green beans
I'm looking forward to burst my jeans

maybe a second slice of pie...
heck- it'll feel like I'm gonna die

so, gobble as much as you desire
soon, you will be in the fryer...

 

R~

 

 






 

 
   

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 Reviews of "Turkey Turkey..."
Reviewed on November 22, 2007
No turkey, this write...a winner! :) And that is one lucky bird (or the hunter is a really bad shot--must be me! LOL). Well done, Rebecca.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 22, 2007
I hope you gobble your way through enough turkey and treats that you have to undo the top button on your jeans...a sure sign, at least for us guys, that the meal was great. Hugs and Happy Thanksgiving Rebecca

Fee

Reviewed on November 22, 2007
Turkey turkey is in my tummy tummy! Along with the mashed potatoes, stuffing, salad, and pumpkin pie! LOL Adorable write!

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 22, 2007
Cute . . . True . . . Bring on the bi-carb . . .

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on November 22, 2007
A delightful Turkey Day poem.

Happy Thanksgiving Rebecca!

Love & Light always and in all ways,
Joseph*

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 22, 2007
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....hope you have a fun time!!

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on November 22, 2007
Oh the poor turkey!...

Sandie May Joyce :o)


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