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Understanding Miss Muffett (Children)
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Understanding Miss Muffett Hey, Mommy, what’s a tuffet? Do we have a tuffet too? Little Miss Muffett sat on one. What does a tuffet do? What’s that stuff she’s eating? The words say: curds and whey. It looks like lumpy oatmeal. Does she eat that every day? Why’d she take off running when the spider sat beside her? Ohhh, I'll bet I know ... It was a big old BARKING spider!

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 16, 2006

lol!!

No matter what kinda spider just the word give me the creeps!!

Well done Ma CJ!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Reviewed on October 16, 2006

Oh Dear, this was so cute! Excellent!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)

Reviewed on October 15, 2006

as always very delightful.

Reviewed by Michelle Mills

Reviewed on October 15, 2006

I never knew that arachnids (sp?) had such a flatulence problem! Tee hee! funny write CJ! Michelle

Reviewed by Edwin Larson

Reviewed on October 15, 2006

Another cute write of the barking kind. Do they ever growl?.. and what happens when they salivate??? :)

Reviewed by KJ McPhee

Reviewed on October 15, 2006

I always used to wonder what a tuffet was, too, and curd and whey. Now I know! It's BS - barking spider. :-) k

Reviewed by Rusty Daily

Reviewed on October 15, 2006

There once was a barking spider
Who decided to set down besider
He said with a hoot
I'll let out a toot
And it turned all that whey to cider.

heheheheh
loveya

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on October 15, 2006

hahaha you delight and charm with your wonder pen CJ! Thank you!

eileen

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen

Reviewed on October 15, 2006

good one!!

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)

Reviewed on October 15, 2006

hehehehe..This is another treausure that kids will adore!!Thank YOU!!!!

Love,
Dove

Reviewed by Approximately Naive

Reviewed on October 15, 2006

Speaking as one who started school in 1959, it was curious how we had to sing songs or read tales that contained words that we had no a clue about. We did not bother to ask the teacher to explain. Probably out of fear or awareness of our inadequacy to understand but did not want to stand out from the rest. Amusing thing too about the songs was that we sang them with such gusto at the right part that requred emphasising. I mean, what was 'Fe fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman' all about?

Reviewed by H. Lena Jones

Reviewed on October 15, 2006

I'm not surprise Miss Muffett skidaddled...who wouldn't if indeed it were such a blast! CJ you're quite a comic! :) Love you and your cute poetry! :)

God Bless
Lena

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