If you’re like Madonna’s Material Girl

Then there’s no need for this to unfurl

If you don’t care how much money I earn

It is only my love and attention you yearn

Then please continue to peruse this rhyme

As I hope it will be well worth your time

If your wish is to be kissed and held tight

And warmly cuddled throughout a cold night

To be told the words you know I mean

To know that to your man you’re his dream

Well maybe it is your dream that comes true

And that I might be the right man for you

I will offer a body to be uniquely yours

(Sadly though it’s been in a few wars)

Since the half century six years have past

But there's missing one member of the cast

Someone to be there during the ups and downs

A woman to share life’s views and sounds

What of you? Not too much, if truth be told

Let’s see, preferably less than fifty years old

Looks? Well slenderness is my main desire

I hope too for femininity to set my heart afire

A good listener and of course talker too

A lover and best friend is what I ask of you...