Dr. Bonnie Meets the Jersey Devil
The change was now complete and the werewolf must now feed.
She no longer tries to control this urge and this over-whelming need.
She slithers out and heads in the direction of the Ed brother’s estate.
Then stops and paces back and forth in front of the Ed’s Iron Gate.
A sudden noise gets her attention and she hides behind a bush.
She sees her ex-friend Ed relieving himself and sees his little tush.
But then as she was about to pounce, her friend too had changed.
He turned into this inhuman monster with all his features rearranged.
Is this that notorious Jersey Devil that I’ve so long heard about?
With ugly horns and blackish fur with the ugliest of all snouts.
It would have scared old Dr. Bonnie for she has a tender heart.
But the werewolf just licked her chops & jumped over a horse’s cart.
She pounced on the unexpected Jersey Devil as he relieved himself by a bushy.
She tore into him as if he were a piece of raw fish and turned him into sushi.
He didn’t stand a snow balls chance; he never saw the wolf coming his way.
Poor Jersey Devil, he should have waited a little longer to PEE that eerie day.
Written by,
Bonnie May
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Blessings from Ky.
Joyce B.
Uh, oh. I guess I forgot to tell you everything you needed to know about The Jersey Devil. Being Reptilian, his body is riddled with thousands of tiny Jersey Devil eggs, and if you ingest any part of him - well, you've seen the movie Alien, I'm sure - And Good Luck!!
But that wolverinne sure will have a belly ache after eating one of my brother's clones. ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!
Ed the Elder
PS. The Ed brothers 3 (three) Dr. Bonnie Werewolf 0 (zip, nil, nada)
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *Still laughin'*
hugs
Fee
Be always safe,
Karen
someone has finally tackled the Jersey Devil. -gene.
You didn't tell me you had such a dark side! And my side is splitting from laughter again. You are a card.
Mary