Our Own Ed Elected Cupid (poem) by Bonnie Lou May on AuthorsDen

Our Own Ed Elected Cupid
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Yes, you were all right in stating that our cupid looks like our Ed on AD...It is Ed and this is his story.

Our Own Ed Elected Cupid Oh our Ed never wanted to be Santa but did want to provide. A very special unique gift to those who lost their precious pride. After much deliberation and arguments and because of a hanging chad. A very delightful position was given to this unusually unlucky lad. He was given wings, a bow and plenty of arrows for him to use. He became our dear Cupid Ed so he could take away our blues. At first his shots went everywhere and he couldn’t find his mark. But then as he became more accurate & experienced it became a lark. He shot many dogs and cats and they became joined as one. Oh how funny it was to see our dear Cupid Ed was having fun. Many hilarious and unusual couples were created by Cupid Ed. He thought outside the box even if it brought delightful dread. In one crazy moment he even joined a little mouse and cat. It lasted but a short time and that was the end of that. He created pairs which seemed impossible and no one could understand. One being a big fish in water the other a woman who stood on land. She would sit by the ocean to kiss and hug her scaly mate. Yesterday it would have been different, he would have been on her plate. Cupid Ed joined a man with many things even an angry Grizzly Bear. Although this man never slept with her because he wouldn’t dare. Cupid Ed’s unions produced lots of attention and lots of joyful chuckles. But lost his job when he created a love affair between socks and gold belt buckles. Written by, Bonnie May

Reviewed by Cryssa C

Reviewed on January 21, 2009

You make me laugh, Bonnie...always bringing a smile to my face!
Cryssa

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on January 20, 2009

Cannot leave Ed alone and out for Valentine's Day. He's been in your life so much that leaving him out on love day would not be so good a thing. Like the way you presented this but isn't it a little harsh on him?

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)

Reviewed on January 19, 2009

Must have been a Florida Broward County vote that got Ed the Cupid job (hanging chad). Did ya hear about the time that his arrows matched up a cloud with a volcano? Whew!!! Every time the volcano got up a good wad of lava, the cloud would rain on it. Terrible situation.

Ted

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)

Bonnie, sounds like a follow up book to your hilarious Doc Bonnie!
Ed, you know we really do love Ya!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Our Ed lil'brother gonna get a lot of work to do coming Valentine's Day!

Ole Ed

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on January 18, 2009

Well, since i painted on the Nair,
I lost most all of my body hair,
And in that gut up front there,
Bonny & I did mate & a baby therein resides,
It was really Bonnies fault, either way it presents to others a damn good scare...e

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

LOL, Bonnie, absolutely precious! Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Well not so sure about Ed as cupid, he hasn't done too well arranging loves for those brother Eds of his, but who knows maybe if we replace the arrow heads with those little rubber suction cups he might be okay.

fee

Reviewed by Abdi-Noor Mohamed (Eagle Of Hope)

A brilliant write of fun and enjoyment

Reviewed by Christine Alwin

Socks and gold belt buckles????...lol..Well he sure gives it his all when it comes to imagination..I think he should be rehired! :)
Love,
Christine

Reviewed by John Coppolella

Wow, who the heck are you Ed, you unlucky dog? This is particularly funny in that I can't imagine anyone worse at match making than me. For this to be a farcical look at a game poets play, I give you kudos for drawing me in to your imaginative campaign of jocularity and fun! Well done Bonnie May. But the picture, ugh! Will the real cupid please stand up, so we can slap your fat baby face, you unruly cad?

Rockie Coppolella

Reviewed by Jon Willey

a hoot if ever there was one Bonnie -- poor Mr. Ed -- the weight of such a task must be almost unbearable -- joy is the fruit of love and peace -- JMW

Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain

Bonnie~!

FUNNY!! FUNNY!! penning . . . two-thumbs up!! Loved it!!

Hugs,

Lance

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

This is hilarious, Bonnie; thanks for the giggles today! Well done; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOL

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Bonnie,

This was delightful! Are you picking on poor Ed again? I'm expecting a come back from him.

Mary

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Ho, Ho, Ho! Gotta love that old Jersey Cupid Ed!! (And I think when we were kids, his very first pairing was with an old pair of undies and his butt - they became inseparable, for many years!!)