Once again divided by a war we didn't want,
the government we picked has let us down.
It seems we just can't get it up or right,
each way we vote, the more we fight.
Today its Iraq, a country once our friend,
Next will be Iran, North Korea, Cuba,
Syria and Lebanon.
We beat up Russia, but China's in.
We're building walls to keep Mexican's out,
gas is up, the dollar's down, and
we don't have a Yuan to spare
yet we're trying harder to keep others down
by getting more troops from every town.
We just can't get it up or right.
Too bad there isn’t a pill for electoral dysfunction.
A new client talks attorney Stan Turner into acting as his executor and trustee of his estate if he should die. Stan reluctantly accepts, but when the client is murdered before the ink is dry on the paperwork, Stan realizes he has been set up and mus