There once was a teacher from York.
All the while she hoped for a dork.
So she sat on a fork.
And cried like a cork
That Crazy, teacher from York.

** Rix


There once was a man from York
All the while he hoped for a cork
So he did the kork dance
and stabbed a hole in his pants
That funny old man from York.

** Ash

There once was a friend from Marsailles
All the while he hoped for sun rays
So he played, and he played
And he played, and he played
That old friend from Marsailles

** Carl

There once was an old man from the beach.
All the while he hoped for a leech.
So he got rusty tweezers
And chased the old gwezers
That dumb old man from the beach

** Josh


There once was a kid from Storke
all the while he hoped for a quark
So he did a quark dance
And got stuck in bold pants
That silly old kid from Storke

** Max


There once was a person from York.
All the while she hoped for a pork.
So she drove a brown boat.
And she smacked into a goat.
That funny old person from York.

** Madison