My attempt at humor, my friends. This is STRICTLY fictional..I'm just trying
to make you smile this morning. :)
Funny, how I always seem to
Believe what men say
He tells me that he loves me
Then he's seen with Alice Kay
He tells me all the nice things
A woman loves to hear
All the time he's scheming while
He's drinking down his beer
I hang on his every word
His wish is my command
Then when I leave the room
He's flirtin with Lucy Frann
I thought I could trust him
My heart should have known
Everytime I fall in love it just
get's stepped on
Someone said they saw you out
Running around
Escorting Mary Lynn
Showing her the town
Told me you had a headache
Couldn't see me
Baby, kick up your heels tonite
Cause you are FREE!
You can have Betty Sue, Katy Ann,
Who ever you please
I won't just sit at home
While you're kissin' Sara Louise
Your wild oats you are sowin'
You're sowin them everywhere.
I'm not sitting home tonite
And pretend that I care
I thought I could trust him
I didn't have a clue
It's my turn to paint the town
To h*** with you
Excellant Humor Linda...you have definitely made me laugh in a most troubling time and I shall remember this piece all throughout my day to keep my smile strong!!!!
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~
Perhaps the true moral of the story is not to seek virtuous men--in bars. (We hang out in laudermats, pretending to be helpless.) Seriously, good poem.
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Major League ballplayer Justin Moore is kidnapped from his own ballpark and transported to a foreign land. It might take high-level international negotiations to free him. Or maybe he will take matters into his own hands.
:-) This is what I see (-:
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out guys! LOL! Bravo Linda!
"All the time he's scheming while
He's drinking down his beer" I think this is my favorite line.
Sandi
~Chrissie
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~
Reindeer
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You did it.
Love it!!
PJ