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SMILIN' BOB... by: Linda Law
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We've all seen the commercial...and poor Bob gives hope to many...????


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SMILIN’  BOB….      a poem by:  Linda Law

 

S – So sad under his stupid smile

M – Male enhancement is what he’s trying to sell

I -  Isn’t it sad that we all know it’s not nice to tell

L – Love and Lust, without this he’s a bust

I -  If only he could do it without this little pill

N – Nothing would work, so he’s trying still

 

B – Bob is many guys, as age will tell

O – Only he should know,  without it..he still rings our bell

B – But…he thinks he needs it to be a man… Oh Bob!...

 

 


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Reviewed on January 30, 2009
Love and sex...so many are confused! They believe the two are a team!
That smilin Bob guy is on drugs! LOL

Reviewed on August 31, 2008
LOL! Sad, isn't it? But funny write: well done, Linda.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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