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HATCHET MACLINTOC
by Steve E Ralph → (All Poetry by Steve E Ralph)
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They say he’s out to get me,

And I’m sure he is,

Hatchet Maclintoc,

And his crazy kids,

 

He’s somehow got the idea,

That I said he’s sly,

Short, fat and ugly,

I can’t understand why,

 

It’s some misunderstanding,

Or a bad mistake,

‘Cause I don’t even know the man,

For heaven’s sake,

 

But they say that he’s been sharpening,

That hatchet head,

Murmuring about me,

Being a long time dead,

 

And he’s only out of prison,

For six months or so,

Since the last time he used it,

To lay somebody low,

 

But I’m not worried,

And I won’t run,

From Hatchet Maclintoc,

And his crazy sons,

 

Though his sons reputations,

Only second to his,

They’re known as, Shotgun Charley,

And Cutthroat Dez,

 

But I won’t be bullied,

Or run out of town,

I know just what to do,

If those boys come around,

 

Yes if Hatchet Maclintoc,

Wants to even the score,

And they come round here,

I won’t open the door,

 

I’ll use guile and cunning,

And a whole lot of stealth,

I’ll scream for help,


And probably wet myself.


 

By S.E.Ralph

20-9-2006 
 


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 Reviews of "HATCHET MACLINTOC"
Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on September 26, 2006
LOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 25, 2006
lol to the finale ...

Reviewed on September 20, 2006
Steve:

This is great story-telling. I last line took me by surprise. Heeeheee!!!!!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on September 20, 2006
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
That last line made my sides split wuth laughter.
A beauty of a poem Steve,thanks matey.
Best wishes always to you and yours
from
Kay.




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