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The Marriage of an Ass
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In English an ass is a donkey.

as strong as an ox they said was she until she married an ass. now she believes that she's the ass, the ass has forgot he is not the ox

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Reviews of "The Marriage of an Ass"

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on January 24, 2022

Whoa can relate.
Simple logic!

Reviewed by Chels Duncan

Reviewed on December 9, 2010

Certainly put a smile on my face
thankyou for sharing your view on marriage :-)
C x

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on November 12, 2010

exceptional reasoning ;)

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone

Reviewed on November 10, 2010

Very clever and cute, an ass is an ass is an ass...

Peace, love and light,
Amber

Reviewed by Jms Bell

Reviewed on November 8, 2010

WHEN THERE IS MUCH 'CONFUSION' AND SOMEHOW THE RESPECT FOR ONE ANOTHER AND THEIR 'ROLES' IS LOST IN A MARRIAGE...THEN, SADLY, IT IS NOT MUCH OF A MARRIAGE. ONLY THE WILLINGNESS TO RESORT TO PRAYER CAN SAVE THIS KIND OF 'DISINTEGRATION' THROUGH THE INTERVENTION OF THE POWER OF GOD. WELL DONE JAMES AND ENJOYED. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS & FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on November 8, 2010

you forgot the JACK in fornt of ass Andy, good humor, in marriage we can get confused, eapecially when abused or used. I've been married a long time, so like I feel like the Jack and the ass. I have a touch of diabetes, so guess what, my wife seems to plant butter finger candy, my favorite, bars around to trap me, and it seems to work, I just ate one I found, I guess shes after insurance money, who knows, cheers

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill

Reviewed on November 8, 2010

Got me smiling!

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather

Reviewed on November 8, 2010

clever and funny ~Morgan

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on November 8, 2010

Clever, Andy; thank you for sharing your wit and humour. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by TONY NERONE

Reviewed on November 8, 2010

Another funny gem, Andy.

Namaste

Reviewed by John Flanagan

Reviewed on November 8, 2010

Good one, Andy!

John

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on November 8, 2010

Funny stuff, Andy!

Anna

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Reviewed on November 8, 2010

Oh hell's bell's Andy, this is so funny!!!!
Ever,
Christine

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