Good morning, and welcome to the show.
I do believe you have met my wife.
Hmm, where has she gone?
No matter, she must be wasting my money,
Again at that Versace store.

Silly rabbits, nonetheless,
Let us proceed, please.
Remove your shoes.
Now.

Don't mind the wallpaper,
City life is a very perplexing,
Image.

Oh dear, it seems my house has been,
Re...allocated.
Let me move on to the Jag, everyone likes
The Jag,
Oh yes, the Jag.

My joy, this elegant ride,
It's beautiful, just beautiful.
My pride and joy it is,
But...the wife must have taken it.

DON'T TOUCH MY LAWN!
I'm terribly sorry, but this is my
pride,
My dream.

But it has all seemed to have gone,
I have none but this smile,
And my wife.(click)

Oh, such a sleek weapon.
Such a smooth, precise animal.
Such eruption is found
In this flightless instrument.

It will never leave Me.
But you mustn't mind,
The wife, she seem to be suffering,
From a bit of megalomania.(bang)