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Five Days Before Christmas
by Zenith Elliott → (All Poetry by Zenith Elliott)
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I posted this at the RT as a rant...Thanks to Nordette, responding with "No No Ho Ho" I figured some of you might relate.
Five days before X-mas and all through the house, people are trippin I'm ready to bounce... straight out of my chair smackin them upside their heads, then when I'm chillin I'll tell them Santa is dead! They'll cry and they'll shriek as they think I'm unkind, so I'll toke on some medicinal weed and sip on fine wine, after a hot bubble bath as I'm fallin asleep, thinking over and over... how revenge is so sweet. I know good and well that everyone running around with smiles frozen on their faces is not feeling the holidays. *Disclaimer* Even though I felt like spiderwoman this particular night and was walking the walls and ceilings, No children or Santa's were hurt or smacked...that night...lol If you haven't already read Nordette's come back to this write go to http://authorsden.com/visit/viewpoetry.asp?AuthorID=21715&id=125796 Happy Holidaze's to all and don't lose your humour.

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Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on November 25, 2005

good one

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson

Reviewed on December 28, 2004

heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee

Reviewed by Ian Thorpe

Reviewed on December 28, 2004

And I want to assure you no Turkeys, Chickens or Pigs were harmed to facilitate our family Christmas - except for the ones we ate.

This was a witty one and a message I'm sure many will relate to.

love
Ian

Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)

Reviewed on December 27, 2004

Good write. Some people were feeling no pain whatsoever. At least no elves or Santas were harmed in the writing of this poem.

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on December 25, 2004

it's time to take a real holiday ;)

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK

Reviewed on December 25, 2004

Revenge Is Sweet(er) Than Ever You Can Believe!

TRASK

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on December 25, 2004

Merry Christmas from all with frazzled nerves.

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers

Reviewed on December 25, 2004

Mizzlady, I'm almost sure that everybody that reads it, will relate in some manner..
The holiday blurs gets us all before it's over with!
Merry Christmas!

Lisa

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on December 24, 2004

Thank you for sharing this timely offering and for the smiles. Best wishes. Love and peace to you, Mizzlady. Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on December 24, 2004

Heheheheheh.....thanks for the good ole laugh before I go to bed!!

Merry Christmad...oops Christmas Zen!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on December 24, 2004

Thanks for sharing Z! I read Nordette's;-) This is great. Have a good one;-)!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 24, 2004

No children or Santa's were hurt or smacked...that night...lol

Wonderful News, Mizzlady - and HO HO HO on your wonderful rant!

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