A Sycophant, A Narcissist, and a Sociopath...

A sycophant, a narcissist, and a sociopath walk into a bar
The sycophant is the best dressed by far
He sweet talks the bartender for a while
She only brushes him off and offers a free smile
The narcissist says he refuses to pay
The sociopath steals a drink while the two have the bartender distracted
The guys eventually look on in awe
But the sociopath has no shame for what he has done
The sycophant tries to put a two dollar tip in a waitresses bra
She slaps him up and then carries on
The other two laugh louder than they should
Then the narcissist pulls another waitress in and whispers something in her ear
In that moment the sociopath steals another beer
As the night carries on the three men get bored
But just then as they get ready to head out the door
Guess who walks in...
A guy named Jake with his buddy Rich
And behind them stumbles in another guy who whines like a little bitch
They cause a stir as they push their way through
So the other three men know just what to do
They start a brawl by pushing poor Jake
He hits the first waitress and she spills her drinks
Then they trip Richard who falls into waitress two
And the whiny bitch is already holding up the bartender with all of the crap that he spews
So in all of the commotion the three men rush in
The each grab an armful of beer and race to the nearest exit
They are greeted in the parking lot by a priest, a Jew, and some guy named Lou
They only look on at this crazy crew
The priest says a prayer, the Jew is in shock, and Lou would rather be hanging out with this crazy lot
But it is too late
For the sycophant, narcissist, and sociopath are taking off with their drinks
Driving into the distance
As they often do
A suck-up, a selfish bastard, and a no-shame fool!

By, Tiffany Simar
7/20/16