Queen of the Selfie
Sara L Russell, 15th January 2016, 00:04

So yeah this is me and Julie outside H&M…
trying too hard to look sexy?
Desperate tarts more like.
We went to Starbucks after that, then the pub,
and then… the rest of the afternoon's a blur. Haha.

Oh yes and this one's me with Foo Foo,
stupid cat's sitting on top of my presentation.
She can be useless at times but she makes a good hot water bottle
when it's like, really cold? You know? Cats are great for that.
Dead sympathetic too. Good listeners.

Oh now this is a good one. This is me
with that sexy actor off I'm a Celebrity.
He was in… actually I can't remember what he was in?
Really like, sexy though? Yet I've only seen him on I'm a Celebrity?
Anyway he was cool with stopping for a selfie. God love him.
(Whoever he is).

Ahh… this one is me with Julie again. She's such a nutter.
She's got one of those light up Santa hats on. Daft bitch.
Never did get one for me. Not that I'd wear one.
I prefer those furry reindeer antlers.
See? There's one of me with antlers on.

Oh here's one of me and Mum.
Yeah very sad I know. She tries so hard to be cool, bless her.
Embarrassing really. I gave her my old phone and
she still hasn't worked out how to use it.
Takes loads of photos of herself though.
So sad.
 

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