My Itchy, Itchy Back, It Needs A Scratchy, Scratch
My itchy, itchy back,
it needs a scratchy, scratch.
But there's no one around,
to scratch my itchy back.
I gotta find a way,
to scratch my itchy back.
If it keeps on itching,
I'll have a heart attack.
I grabbed my longest fork,
and slid it down my back.
But it won't reach the itch,
that's way down on my back.
I rubbed it on the wall,
my itchy, itchy back.
But a spider crawled on down,
and bit me on the back.
Now I've got this welp,
on my itchy, itchy back.
But at least the spider's dead,
I smushed him with my back.
But the spider still is there,
a lying on my back,
and even though he's dead,
sends shivers up my back.
I got to get him off,
of my itchy, itchy back.
I can feel his hairy legs,
'a hanging on my back.
But then I feel a scratch,
on my itchy, itchy back.
Right on the very spot,
where I need a scratchy, scratch.
Then I take a look,
at my itchy, itchy back.
In the mirror try to see,
why I feel a scratchy, scratch.
And then to my surprise,
on my itchy, itchy back.
The spider's still alive,
and he's scratching on my back.
Now my itchy, itchy back
when it needs a scratchy, scratch
It's got a lucky friend
to scratch that itchy back.
So I've finally got relief
for my itchy, itchy back
I finally found someone
to scratch my itchy back.
Scatch, scratch!
Love ya!
Jane
Merry Christmas!
The good news is, I rolled over and killed it with my neck!
You needed one of those Chinese scratchers they always have at fairs and carnivals as cheap prizes. I have itches I can't scratch every day now. But I have a Beh that gets buzzy and makes sure that every one of them is thoroughly scratched, followed by $100 massage. It doesn't get any better than this during the holidays!
Ron