With a Jewish accent: He was voted Best-Looking boy at Stuyvesant High school. Your grandfather was genius. A marine captain. Now Chinese: Gotti meets Robin Hood. Heroes, heroes, everywhere. heroes, heroes in their underwear. She was gorgeous and perfect. I just wasn't perfect. Your father makes the perfect boyfriend, just not a husband. I could have him if I wanted him. She's probably right. It just didn't feel right. Softly: I guess my feelings have changed. Loudly and with a half-full wineglass in his hands. She's sitting next to him: I still love her, but I'm a moron. I let go of the most wonderful woman in the world. I have news for you. You don't really want a mature man. They're boring. I'm too old to grow up. Jewish accent: I didn't really love Jake, I just told 'im I loved 'im. Grandma! Sometimes you have to lie to boys to make em happy. The stars are not aligned for us right now. I thought you said what I said was bullshit. Notes on a cherry slurpy: I don't really like 'em, but I get 'em everytime. About the other woman: Do you ever miss her? Not really. She was just sort of ...there. What kind of name is Susie, Agnes, Janet? All others. Your father had more dates than hair on his head.  You should be a statue. The stars are not aligned for us right now. I thought you said what I said was bullshit. Are you saying we're star-crossed? The ninjas aren't sure what they think of him. Chinese accents: Your Grandad is so fashion, no? She tiger. I mouse. I wanted a boyfriend. If you leave things open, you always bleed. A girl's eyelashes are her one beauty. Her mother's the real beauty. Chinese again: No, you more beautiful than I do! I'll take him back when his teeth fall out. A plot: Should we wait till your parents fall asleep and knock their teeth out? Good night. I guess that's good enough for now. What other options do we have? The other options scare me. I've never said them before. Jewish accent: Queers are very intelligent. Thank you.You don't have to thank me. You don't have to thank me.What kind of name is other woman?Just warning you, I'm not exactly radiant. Ooo. Heroine chic - how trendy! Give me fifty years or a paper bag. Nah, I think you'd make an adorable paper bag.