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Poet in an Oven!
by Dennis Domrzalski → (All Poetry by Dennis Domrzalski)
Thursday, March 17, 2022    Rated "PG" by the Author.
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A Poem About Depressed Poets.

I opened up the oven,
And stuck my head inside.
I knew that if you saw me, dear,
You'd want to be my bride!

Think of all the fun we'd have:
We'd bake ourselves to death.
I'd be in pain and agony
Until my dying breath.

I know you're seeing other men,
But none's as sad as me.
Why don't you come on over, dear,
And with your own eyes see:

Me open up the oven,
And stick my head inside,
And when I turn the gas on, dear,
You'll want to be my bride!

Aaaaaaarrrgggghhhhh! 

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 17, 2022
You should have placed this in the humor category because I found it ironically funny. They say you can catch more flies with honey. So I guess catching honies requires great sacrifice and depression leading particularly, in this case, to suicide for two.

I guess you're right, based on the poets here being about half female and half male and over half depressed in one way or another, they certainly should be able to get together in their depression and eliminate that depression in one fell swoop. One orgasm of monumental truth to their faith in each other and the other.

I raise my glass to your poem and all of the depressed poets out there writing their hearts out every day.

Ron


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