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Spam I Am: The Lady Seemed Nice on the Phone
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"Yet what do I know of reality?"

*Spam I Am:* *The Lady Seemed Nice on the Phone* *As I wait for snail mail* *To find out how I fail* *In society's way* *To measure up today* *I am just hoping that Social Security* *Takes the answer of a social cancer like me* *And will then leave me alone* *To just be this little-known* *And mentally-disabled poet which I am* *Emailing myself to those who think I am spam* *People delete what they cannot eat* *Having consumed me now they excrete* *But the lady seemed nice on the phone* *Consumption: excretion* *Assumption: deletion* *In reality things look bleak for me* *I am a homeless man in a house* *I have a cat but I am the mouse* *Yet what do I know of reality?* *And the lady seemed nice on the phone* *+Steven Curtis Lance* *Copyright MMVI*

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on January 6, 2006

There is much meaning expressed in your verses here, Steven. Thank you for sharing it. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 4, 2006

Interesting write !!
Love Tinka

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay

Reviewed on January 3, 2006

I wasn't prepared for the picture so it got a giggle, but the words make sad sense of reality...

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on January 3, 2006

Interesting and deceptively deep offering as always right to the point and a direct slur on the misdirected social programs of our times.

felix

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Reviewed on January 3, 2006

Ah how very deeply this reaches into my heart, beautifully penned and expressed,

Reindeer

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