Thirty years old and going nowhere fast I know because I have been there before If this is your chance it might be your last Inflated by our worship now to soar
But I am an unbeliever in you: I think you are an enormous baby
If you have a dream it might not come true Can you keep your trophy lover? Maybe But I think she might be part of the crew Of a ship which never sails anywhere Fortunately you are too vain to care
Just call your mother and she will explain Or better she could tell you over lunch (For which she pays of course) about how pain Could make you more thoughtful in what you do And what Ecstasy has done to your brain
Little Big Boy! Mommy loves you a bunch! She just wants you to be happy at last!
This is a book of free verse poetry that addresses the seven main tests in life and offers some sensible solutions to passing those tests with minimal discomfort.