Mudder had a little chat

With Master yesterday

Although I don’t know what was said

He’s been real quiet today

Mudder says that I was bad

For exaggerating things

And now that things have gotten hot

The guilt inside me sings

The pork pie is my best friend

I can’t deny it’s true

If anything bad happened

I’d be extraordinarily blue

I guess I was just crabby

When I said the things I did

And even though it might be so

She is just a little kid

It’s true that I did choose her

Or maybe she chose me

In either case it’s certain

It’s a pair we’re meant to be

I shouldn’t have listened to master

He gave me bad advice

I’ll take this opportunity

To break this jam of ice

I know that my friend Rufuz

Only tried to make things right

But none of this mean rhetoric

Is really worth a fight

Labradors are lovers

And so is Pork Pie too

So we extend an olive branch

To Rufuz and his crew

May all bad thoughts be forgiven

And biscuits grow on trees

And the savory waft of smoking steak

Be adrift on every breeze