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Weasle's Revenge
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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Payback for a week at doggie jail while we were in Missouri. Eileen's dog Weasel, aka Kali

Photo:By Eileen Granfors


Poem Artwork

Bad dog bad dog

Whatcha gonna do

Whatcha gonna do

Whatcha gonna do when Master comes for You

 

Bad doggie with the toilet roll

Bad doggie with an evil soul

Bad doggie mischief is her goal

Real bad doggie violates parole

 

Bad dog bad dog

Whatcha gonna do

Whatcha gonna do

Whatcha gonna do when Master comes for You

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Weasle's Revenge"
Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on June 24, 2010
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! OMG, this is s damn funny, thanks for the smile :)

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 23, 2010
Lock her up in your arms and throw away the shredded paper.

Ron

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on June 23, 2010
Hahahaha! Busted.....adorable picture too....

Anna

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on June 23, 2010
She's too much and she says she'll get us trained any day now, right?

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on June 23, 2010
SEEMS LIKE WEASEL HAD A REAL BAD MOMENT AND JUST 'LOST IT'...AND IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE....AFTER ALL...HE'S 'ONLY' HUMAN(HA!HA!HA!) LOVE AND MUCH BLESSINGS AND THANKS FOR SHARING. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on June 23, 2010
Haha...Pets can be such good companions....and such monsters too!

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 23, 2010
and get on singing...who let the dog out! (LOL)

Georg


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 23, 2010
Could have been much worse - I once went away, and while I was gone, my dog ate my sofa!

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on June 23, 2010
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on June 23, 2010
Cute write, Patrick.

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on June 22, 2010
That makes a good song. Isn't that tune played before the TV show"Cops".


GOD BLESS YOU
TONY

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 22, 2010
Great stuff, Patrick; I was singing it with the "Bad Boys" theme. Thanks for sharing. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on June 22, 2010
Very funny, Patrick. Years ago we had a Standard Poodle that dragged my wife's Kotex pads out of the bathroom waste-basket and shredded them all over the house..Yaght!
Mark

Reviewed by pat medlin
Reviewed on June 22, 2010

Reviewed on June 22, 2010
Poetic justice this, and what a great looker, bless you! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on June 22, 2010
Hilarious poem! (and I've been there too!)
Christine

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on June 22, 2010
Patrick I am rolling off my chair in laughter. Gotta tell you I have a cat (Alex) who just loves to open cabinet doors. Well she opened the cabinet doors in the bathroom yesterday and I was not paying attention. This was the invite for her sister (Cassie) to slowly mosey on in to the bathroom and pick the roll of toilet paper to string throughout the house. All because I was busy giving the puppies their weekly bath!!! Now you be nice to Weasle you hear!

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 22, 2010
Sounds like a TV show I have heard of, but not sure which one, LOL, ed...

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on June 22, 2010
Our dog has been doing roughly (or ruffly) the same thing for years. Hilarious.


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